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November 23 Update from the U (I'm turning into a greasy theiving outcast who smells of urine...)Wow its been a long time since i last sat around the university blogging...
I started a blog entry on monday, but became distracted (as i often do) and forgot all about it.
The main point though was that I got into a real live pissing contest.
It was during my animal physiology lab, we were testing our own renal function and so we had to empty our bladders, drink a 1L of water and wait an hour before peeing into beakers. upon returning to the lab with a disturbingly warm beaker of fresh urine, something along the following line of dialouge occured:
me: so how much you got there?
guy: I dunno, about 250mL...
me: oh, yeah, thats uh, thats pretty good...
guy: ...I guess so...
me: check mine out, 385mL!
guy: ...
Laura: I've got 500mL.
me: ...damn.
I guess I'll just hafta be a terrible person and hope that 500mL =
Speaking of being a terrible person, I stole something for the first time ever on tuesday.
I went to fresh express for a turkey paninni when i was informed that they couldn't use the grill and were going to stick it in the pizza oven for five minutes instead.
The reason I had gone to fresh express was because i was in a hurry and CJ's is usually pretty slow, so i wasn't happy about this but the lady had already started making it so i went along with things.
Then the lady wandered off to go talk to some other sodexho food wench and didn't return for quite some time.
when she did show up to pull out my sammich it had been far too long and my food was burnt.
I was not pleased with this.
so when i wandered over to the till and found no one there to take my money, and stood around for an additional couple minutes without sighting the sodexho cash register wench I became somewhat pissed and decieded to wander off without being overcharged for a smoldering pile of ashes.
Of course I quickly was consumed by guilt and found myself feeling nauseous (though that could have been from eating the crappy burnt pannini).
That whole day was pretty crappy actually, as I spent most of it in the library writing my lab report. I also spent 6 hours there doing the same on sunday, and again on wednesday, followed by 12 hours (11am-11pm) on thursday. Its incredably depressing spending so long in the library and I'm starting to forget what its like to have human interaction and showers, I'm starting to feel like
November 09 Lest Ye Forget...Rememberance Day / Veterns Day is this weekend and for the second year in a row I have no poppy.
This makes me feel like a huge jackass, but it's not really my fault.
You see I have no life, and as such my days are spent at the University, or in my basement playing videogames, and niether location seems to be selling poppies.
If at some point in the past two weeks I had found myself within 100 metres of a poppy box I would have gone and plopped in some change, honestly, but no I get to be a disrespectful jerk instead.
Luckily it seeems this is not an unpopular choice this year...
In the halls of the U today (which includes my cross campus trek from Adnderson to Uhall) I've likley passed a couple hundred people and the number of poppies I counted was 8.
8 poppies? Thats it?
I think there are 2 possible reasons for this trend:
1. Poppies are hard to come by these days and/or no one carries coins anymore to pay for them
2. The remaining vetrens are so few and senile that society figures we can get away without having to deal with them anymore.
But Beware! The poppyless masses are screwed! Doomed by a terrible curse hidden within the poem In Flanders Field:
"If ye break faith with us who die, we shall not sleep..."
Thats right! Should society stop its yearly ritual to honour those fallen soldiers they will rise from the grave and exact bloody vengence upon us all.
seek out a poppy for protection, the zombie/ ghosts won't harm those who have one, its like that mark Charlton Heston put on the doors of the town to protect the villagers from the first born killing plauge in The Ten Commandments (and presumabley in the Bible aswell).
Of course you could choose to be cool like me and not find a poppy such that you can spend your long weekend killing zombies, perhaps even Nazi Zombies. November 01 4 M&M's IS NOT FUN SIZED!!!Goddammit Mars, Hurshey, Cadbury, and Nestle, four little peanut m&m's in all that packaging is a travesty!
And don't think I didn't notice the fun sized smarties box is even smaller than it was last year.
What's worse still is there was only 12 fun sized bars in that big bag you charged over $5 for.
Apparently a fun size bag of peanut m&m's is supposed to contain 7-9 m&m's, so you screwed me over even by fun sized standards.
I hate you all, from now on I'm eating fruit. |
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