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September 06 Hats I Need to AquireCaptains Hat
'cause its awesome.
on an unrelated note I always found it odd that Captain Crunch's eyebrows hovered over his hat, but I just now noticed that he tucks his hat in behind his eyeballs. Creepy.
Ninja Headband
Rambo had a headband like this, and if it can make a pink marshmellow look badass It mightbe able to do the same for pastey-scrawny bio-majors.
Furry Russian Hat
If I had this hat I would drink vodka and dance to the Tetris song (type A), and the world would be a better place.
Miners Hat
The most practical of hats, it provides light wherever you look and offers stylish hands-free operation, sure you could train a parrot to fly over your head with a flashlight, but this option is cheaper and avoids getting your hair full of uric acid.
Chain Chomp Toque
Can't have a list of hats without the great Canadian toque, and this a great toque. I still find it funny that the toque exsits all over the world but no other country has a word for it. The American site I got this pic from kept refering to it as a knitted cap, or a wool hat. How can you have a word for the plastic ends on a shoelace or toe knuckles but nothing to describe such an awesome type of hat?
Doctor's Headband
I have no idea what the purpose of the little circular mirror is, aside from distracting me while the doctor shoves a laser up my nose, but itsan iconic hat and it must be mine.
Shriner's Fez
and a tiny car too. The shriners were always the best part of any parade. I'm not sure what the shriners do ever other day of the year, but whatever it is, its gotta be awesome.
Link Hat
I'm pretty sure Link's hat defys physics, and I'm not sure how it stays on his head (magic?) but if its goodenough for the hero of time I'll wear it every day of the week, along with the chainmail and tunic. Not the tights though, never the tights.
Indiana Jones Hat
This hat is actually fairly easy to aquire, if you happen to have a hundred bucks lying around just use your whip to swing on over to thinkgeek and try to forget the fourth movie ever happened.
Pope Hat
How could someone with such an amazing hat look so bored? This hat may be the most difficult to get, especially since I'll need to be wearing the ninja headband when I storm the popemobile. I shouldn't say much more, but rest assured I've got elaborate plans drawn out on a napkin safely tucked away in my desk drawer.
Chef Hat
When the police identify my body after the house explodes from my attempts to make kraftdinner on a gas stove, there is nothing more I'd like my scorched remains to be wearing than the amazing tall 'n poofy chef's hat. If they also find my hand a block away still clutching a frying pan, that'd be cool too.
Space Marine/ Doom/ Samus/ Master Chef Helmet
Might look a little awkward without the rest of the suit, but thats a risk I'm willing to take, besides, no ones dumb enough to mess with spacemarines, except maybe Intergalactic bounty hunters and space pirates. Damn those space pirates.
Viking Helmet and/or Mythical Winged Helmet
Pirates are pansy-asses compared to Vikings. Squads of Ninjas fall at the hands of single Viking Warriors. Even Zombies shuffle away in fear. The horned/ winged helmet is the ultimate in headgear, no other hat can compare.
Hats I Do Not Need to Aquire
Fruit Hat
Noooo thankyou, you can go ahead and give this hat to Baker, It will go well with his pink "Ms. Timberlake" hat.
Did I miss a hat, let me know in the comments.
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