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    January 22

    Feature Friend #6 ~ Scojo

    Scojo
     
    aka: Jones, Bob Saget, Whipping Boy, Physics Nerd, He who hath carpeted bathrooms.
     
     
    Scojo is the kinda guy that makes you say "wtf?" and makes it just a little too easy to mock. whether it be completley random mentions of half-a-hooker or odd sexual references to a big black man, or the even more random verbalizations of (monkey? alien? ardvark?) sounds, you just never know what to expect. perhaps he has turrets, or perhaps he's just such a huge physics nerd that us more normal people cannot comprehend, either way he has a carpeted bathroom and that makes him a freak. to his credit on the rare occasion he's not being stingy with gas he drives a car with a kick-ass secret big yellow button in the glove box that changes the vehicle into the batmobile, or nightrider, or the megazord, or opens the trunk. scott has questionable taste in videogames prefering tetris 2 to the original and diddy kong racing to mario kart, and his videogaming skill may be more questionable, as ben-gene would surley attest to, but the guy plays a mean game of trival pursuit/scrabble/tennis/mario tennis/math homework.
    scojo is a physics major at U of L where he seems to spend most of his life seeing as how he also works there (something about computers and satillites) and can almost always be seen sitting in the hall, which thankfully makes him guaranteed lunch company. in his free time scojo watches canuks hockey games,  reads about physics, and waits for school. though there is curently no evidence on the subject, im sure if asked scojo's sister would also say that i was the most attractive of his friend(s).
    ttfn

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    biscotti_bloke wrote:
    It's okay Scojo, as long as there's a Liberal Gov't tonite, you are fine.
    Unless it's gonna be a Conservative majority, then they will hunt your homo ass DOWN!!
    All jokes and no humour,
    TheBloke
    Jan. 23
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    TheTanooki wrote:
    yes the prince can be, and likely is, that infatuated with himself, though i dont think that was the implyied context in this instance.

    i wouldnt say based on these coments alone that anyone is "obsessed" with your sister.

    "Alas, there is much more about me that you do not know, some of it you will never know, some I will be revealing shortly...."
    finally coming outta the closet eh? try not to be too revealing then. eww. anyway i assume whatever this info is it will be revealed via blog. im not sure why i assume this but ill keep a watchfull eye over scojosanity nonetheless. that "some of it you will never know" part sounds like a challenge. ill start by determining your grandpa's middle name, it'll all be down hill from there.

    ttfn
    Jan. 23
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    scojo_Sampras wrote:
    You'll be happy to know that I was reading physics during lunch today, and consequently lost track of the time. I believe you gave a fair assessment of my likeness, although yours and others' obsession with my sister is a bit disturbing.....
    Alas, there is much more about me that you do not know, some of it you will never know, some I will be revealing shortly....

    P.S. When Majid says "love", does that mean he loves me? Or is it you Tanooki? Surely he cannot be that infatuated with himself?
    Jan. 23
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    ProfessorHoratioHufnagel wrote:
    HUZZAH!!!!
    Jan. 23
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    TheTanooki wrote:
    i did wish to mention scojo's mom does nothing but prepare food whenever scojo has friends over aswell as inform everyone that the best way to keep a scojo inline is by swiftly delivering a piece of toast to the head, and maybe even tone down the harshness a bit but i had to go, so i ended it and hit "publish". twas too long already anyway.

    im not sure waht dicky is talking about, but thats nothing new. as far im aware i never left the HQ, and as for the three posts a day thing, as ive said in the past, that is a self set guideline dating back to when i had the tendancy to make many short irrelavent posts at a time rather than the one long mostly irrelavent post a day of recent times, posts per day is actually unlimited as no max is set by msn.

    im in the computer lab at the U right now, cause scojo was nowhere to be found this lunch hour, which is odd indeed, perhaps he was offended, not likely, but perhaps.

    anyway, im off to o-chem lab, after which i must vote, and eat food. but once all that is done i shall return with two or three posts to finish off the pre-Tanooki Tunes prep.

    ttfn
    Jan. 23
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    FacetiousDickyMac wrote:
    you left the blog to quickly and now youve relapsed to your most prolific phase, sitting at home wondering why there are only 3 posts a day.
    Jan. 23
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    biscotti_bloke wrote:
    Okay, I know for a FACT that Ashley has a crush on me. My sis is friends with his sis. That's some reliable info right there!
    Girls are crazy.
    Jan. 23
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    ProfessorHoratioHufnagel wrote:
    crazy olde scott jones....
    Jan. 22
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    PrinceAli_FabulousHe_PhD wrote:
    I don't know, ashley jones has always had the hots for me...... is it ashley? bashley? bobby? bobby saget....... anyhoos, scojo not all that bad, he does have a mom who gives us tremendous joy when we visit his household. Though his bathrooms may be carpeted, he makes up for it by having two doors to his one bathroom, and possibly a third from teh roof where bashley and mumsy can keep an eye on scojo, whilst reading his "physics" magazines.....

    good day, i'm tired and have no point, i m ight blog tomorrow, i might not

    Love,

    ~ Prince
    Jan. 22

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