well its that time again, no, not time for your yearly bath, you freak, its time a devulged a little info on someone i know and happen to have a pic of, in fact about half the pics on my comp were sent to me by this hairy freak, yes, thats right, its none other than...

Horatio

aka: ADAN!, Regenald Pinkus, that sev guy, Huffy, Sasquinch, the notorious poop fiend

Blog: The Contrabulous Frantrapations of Proffessor Horatio Hufnagel

Horatio, the self described "beautiful man", is a hairy beast wrapped in a leather jacket. his extra wide nose and sub-par hearing abilities are the butt of many jokes, yet despite this adam is a happy person, oft breaking into song, the lyrics of which would be laughable if they could be desiphered from the sound of a drowning howler monkey being slowly run over by a truck that is his singing voice, it may sound harsh, but if you had ever heard the yu-gi-oh song he made up, you'd know what i mean. he spends his days at 7-11, which is no different than ever except now he is paid to be there and its all the more pathetic. he does plan to quit sev now that he works at the hockey games and occasionaly decides to show up at collage, but if his attempts at quitting A&W are any indication adam will be working at sev for many a month to come. adam has quite a temper and very loud obsenities can be heard nearly the entire course of a risk game. horatio is lacking in people skills and when ordering food can do little more than say "ill have what hes having" yet always manages to mention poop as the waiter(ess) walks by, a fact which is less impressive when it is realized that most of his stories revolove around this bodily by-product, which also makes it fitting that he be feature friend #2. perhaps his most uttered (hehe) phrase is "youll get it in the end" which if you know him youd know it works on well over 5 different levels giving exponentally increased comedic value. of course this isnt all he says, if you spend enough time with him you may even get to hear an amazing gem like "i can poo in a toilet!" 

ok, so maybe i was a little harsh on 'em but its just so easy, hes a good guy, we've had much fun, and it really isnt all that often that he'll eat his denneys receipt, of course its not all that often we eat at denneys...