surprise. a feature friend post with out any fore warning, one might almost be lead to believe that i hadnt planned this at all, that i have way too much time on my hands, and that im a fool cause i will soon run out of pics of people to post about. well it takes one to know one so ha, or sumthin... anyways i thought i would share a little about...

Dicky Mac

aka: ricardio, prince ali's lap warmer, overlord of pizza hut, the big meat, that creep, registered sex offender #001084317 (jk)

Blog: This is Dicks Magical Place and its not a Box!!!!!

ok, so dicky mac has long greasy hair, but in all fairness it doesnt look really long because he has such a huge haed, and its only greasy because (a) he spends the majority of his time at pizza hut where, to his credit, he is the only competent one (though thats not saying much considering it is pizza hut) and (b) the majority of his diet is grease. since all hats are far too small for his head, putting one on makes it look like he has a mullet, with the addition of large sunglasses, and his natural gift to stare anyone down and smile in such a large and scheming manner he gains the likeness of a pedofile that could make even the most harrened kid in juvy fear dropping the soap. he drives a 30 year old honda that is where mice go to die (not kidding) and only stays in one piece by some sheer god given will to live - and possibly rubber bands. richard plays a mean game of risk, though he should after all the hours we've put into it, yet its his secretive, deceptive, and what he would think to be mysterious nature that gives him mad risk skillz, in actuallity hes not mysterious, but just pisses people off, which he also enjoys. he is by far the funnest drunk around, though it is a rarity as he usually is driving. he always finds a way to hit his head on something, or at least elbow, and he is the guy your so sure will just snap and kill someone soon, but never does, cause its always the quiet one really. some day he and horatio are gunna start a band, the sound goods, along with anyone else they can get, and if that doesnt work theyll open up a seven eleven on the west side of town. He's also a biochem major at U of L, though you'll never actually see him there. he prefers to sleep through class, work at pizza hut, then stay up reading text books/ msn chatting till the sun comes up. 

so thats dicky mac for you, not the best description but the post was running long and i hafta go eat, now lets just hope i can get a pic to work. ttfn