so prince ali said hes stopped coming here, and there have been no comments left by him for a while, which means he may have been telling the truth, and that means i can do a feature friend post about him since hes finally given up on getting one. its getting late and i need to get up early tomorrow to put the finishing touches my project so quickly i give you....

Prince Ali (FabulousHe PhD)

aka: the keeper of the snowball, majoid iqbalatron, maj iqmal, shaq monkey, upchuckmcnugget, david suzuki fan club member # 5206

Blog: Prince ali, Fabulous He, PhD

Prince Ali, is one of the luck few to escape this place, you see for university he traveled all the way to Ontario where he spends his days dressing up and taking pictures of his best friend -- snowball the stuffed monkey. he also developed quite a viscous jelousy toward the elite purple jacket engineers click, but he hides this with sarcasism and a false hatred. hes also spent many an hour in intense pondering and scientific research into discovering a true biological classification for the organism known only as grimace which is native to mcdonaldland. of course he also researched less contriversal topics and thus majid gained the title captian salamander or "cappy sal" for his exquisite knowledge about the effects of something or other on some aspect of salamenders... ahem, one of prince ali's highest regarded role models is none other than moses, main due to the stylish beard. other role models include mr. nash (both john and steve). prince ali's most embarassing defeat would have to be how horribly the mysterious chef murdered him at ping pong, though whats more embarrassing and far more memorable would be how when trying to make a speedy get away he jumped into his purple suv, hit the gas, and zoomed backward into dicky mac's car, the cars such a piece of crap it didnt really matter and any vehicle could run right over a 30 year old honda prelude without noticing, but it funny none the less. our speedy get away ended up taking us about an hour as we all stood there staring at the car and prince ali attempted to explain how going backward was intentional, and that it would some how be faster than going straight when we are in a wide open empty parking lot and that he simply thought dicky was further back, even if that were the case prince ali still very quickly went very backward in a very straight line. while in lethbridge in his spare time prince ali enjoys driving over cardboard cut outs of r2-d2, reading ninja turtles pizza party, playing squash, and eating at smitys.

hmm, an anticdotal rant, thats not cool or short, oh well its done now and i have a policy of not editing my posts as im sure is quite obvious, because if i were to start there would never be anything left when i finished, but ive said this before, so i appologize, and shall now run off to bed to sleep my shame away. ttfn